Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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