your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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