omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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