Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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