I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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