? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It was confusing and full of hummus
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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