I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
the liver wants what the liver wants
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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