It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
