Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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