You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if only i could text you this smell
is this the sara with the beer cane?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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