Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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