How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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