Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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