Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
you will always have a special place in my vag
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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