I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
