At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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