"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
