Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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