I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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