I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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