You work out of a Hotel?
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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