...so i touched it.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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