You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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