Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
