I think i peed on brittanys purse
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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