i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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