I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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