CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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