I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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