Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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