Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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