i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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