I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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