it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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