i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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