talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Randomize
