Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Blood and glitter go together right?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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