Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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