yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
only if we run a train.
done.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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