whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
