i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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