i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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