Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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