Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
smell my finger.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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