Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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