I bet he comes in French.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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