I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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