no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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