What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
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