Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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