After last night, I could never be a politician.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
where does the pee come out of this thing
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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