Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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