Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
there is glitter all over my balls
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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