just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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