My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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