Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
