Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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