he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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