Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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