Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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